Roald Dahl Makeover | Stan Morrison
Plot twists: Trump is now Veruca with
Congress and Judiciary as parents
Peace and harmony was the theme
Turns out he was just a bad egg
McConnell’s head Umpa Lumpa
Drank all the Fizzy Lifting Drinks
That Donnie replaced with bleach
The Grim Reaper’s fatally flawed
Giuliani ate Everlasting Gob-stoppers
And turned his hair shoe polish black
Pence clung to his virus homework folder
Mumbled,”Let us bow our heads and pray”