Keeping up My Image | Stan Morrison
hey mirror clean up your act
I know what i really look like
and it surely ain’t dorian grey
all those sags and wrinkles
you gotta make ’em go away
yo mister smarty phone
you’d better smarten up
I know I got way more hair
than you’re now showing
so fix it if you really care
say mirror and camera listen up
and stop messing everything up
my left side ends up on the right
a similar fate’s waiting for my right
showing pure inversion perversion
if you can’t reflect a better version
I may never look your way again