Vegetable Matters | Stan Morrison
onions make me cry
carrots make me laugh
parsnips love taking sides
while celery stands alone
potatoes are so appealing
and tomatoes kinda seedy
turnips turn up their noses
but peas remain undecided
luckily there is broccoli
with cauliflower so pale
parsnips are playing squash
as rutabagas are rooting on