A Hymn to Saint Jeffrey | Stan Morrison
He is our own landfill emperor
Loads of cartons and wrappings
Smirks stamped on every item
Next day delivery is the motto
But not always as we expected
He’s the world’s first trillionaire
Running sweatshops with PR
With Prime. Bonus and Rewards
He strings his customers along
He keeps his earnings very safe
By omitting ever paying taxes
We just refuse to think of It
Oh the joy of buying online
Relief is just a click away
As we check the front door
For what St Jeff has left us