Mr. Deadly Mustache
thinks he knows
the quip to my heart
But he’s no Tom Selleck
not even Bob Saget
who sported no mustache
at all
He’s not even deadly
which I find out
only too late
after listening to his
tall tales a while.
Mr. Deadly Mustache
thinks he knows
the quip to my heart
But he’s no Tom Selleck
not even Bob Saget
who sported no mustache
at all
He’s not even deadly
which I find out
only too late
after listening to his
tall tales a while.